Pirate scum – you have been captured, tried, and sentenced to die for your crimes!
I, Commodore Crux, have been sent by the Admiralty to preside over your executions. However, in their wisdom — and in obedience to His Majesty’s request that mercy be shown, if appropriate — you will each have one to two minutes to answer my questions and say your last words.
If you wish to participate in Table Topics on November 20, prepare your pirate persona and send me your pirate name. Contemplate – for the last time before your well-deserved hanging – the terrible crimes you committed as a pirate! If you are called on during Table Topics and don’t wish to speak – say “I confess my guilt and accept my punishment” and Commodore Crux will move on to the next culprit. If you answer – remember to speak like a PIRATE.
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