St. Patrick’s Day is a time for celebration and revelry, and what better way to mark the occasion than with a hearty Irish toast? President Andrew has written a fantastic St. Patrick’s Day toast that perfectly captures the spirit of the holiday.
The toast begins with a nod to Ireland’s storied history and culture. “To the land that gave us poets, warriors, and kings,” it declares, acknowledging the rich heritage of the Emerald Isle. But this is no somber ode to the past. The toast quickly shifts to a more lighthearted tone, calling out the joys of drinking and revelry. “To the pubs that keep us warm, the beers that keep us full, and the whiskey that keeps us dancing,” it proclaims.
Of course, no St. Patrick’s Day toast would be complete without a nod to the man of the hour himself. “To Saint Patrick, who brought us faith, hope, and a damn good reason to drink,” the toast declares.
But perhaps the best part of this particular toast is its inclusivity. Rather than limiting its focus to one specific group or tradition, it welcomes all who seek to join in the celebration. “To those who are Irish, those who wish they were, and those who are just here for the party,” it declares.
So raise a glass, give a cheer, and let the good times roll (20s). Sláinte!
Welcome all, fellow toastmasters and guests, In verse tonight, my remarks are expressed,
A new tradition, I endeavor to Persist with another St. Paddy’s toast, Despite all the meetings, that I have missed,
If I may urge you to, raise your glasses, Guild members, one and all, hold them up high, Deservedly, stand proudly and stand tall,
Guests, may join, if the spirits so move you, Costs no coin, a pour’s what I allude to,
My year at our helm, is nearly fulfilled, Grown has our realm, I have watched you all build.
Raise a glass, to president, precedent, IPP Patrick V, surely pure class, D&T commitment, an endless font,
Let’s toast Grey, who rose to the occasion, And when it comes to his brilliant roleplay,
Our Master Scribe earns full inspiration,
Kelly, another absence, quelle surprise, Well she… scratch that, she scares me. I choose peace. Master coin, when she joins, my heart, tis fleeced,
Lucas, evaluator fastidious, No comments today of So’s so insidious, King 7 o clock, GM extraordinaire, His best trait is Kait, but he’s awesome, I swear,
Beth, our VPM so sweet, so dear, Not overwhelmed by the weird, she adjusts, She persevered and now… she’s one of us!
Loni, what does she do, nobody knows… This list, a mile long, and still it grows, But Loni, I’m sorry, allergies are… Upon me, the list I used… wiping my nose.
If there’s a favorite, it’s probably Greg, Oh stop complaining, my favor is… It’s mercurial, it’s fleeting and Greg Greg has only got it pegged cause he runs, My favorite, best, part of the meeting!
(It’s when he finds volunteers for the roles)
Our club, friends, it’s so much more than our leaders, It’s all those who show up, you’re the best To hell with the rest, #1’s sewn up. Who would have thought, this band of nerdy speakers.
My D&T brood, this toast is for you, I conclude, Slainte Mhath and always stay true!
